Well another year, another 365 days of assholes spamming my website with fake accounts and some actual human beings reading my trash and laughing, usually during bowel movements at work. I’ll take it, that’s really all I’m worth. Here’s what happened!
In my real life, I got engaged, which other than my bio, was my most popular blog. The link is here – http://chriscoencomedy.com/2013/i-got-engaged-sorry-ladies/. Rounding out the top four were these – http://chriscoencomedy.com/2013/how-to-close-the-deal and http://chriscoencomedy.com/2013/seven-things-you-didnt-know-about-me/ and http://chriscoencomedy.com/2013/mr-baltzly-and-the-dots/. Why four? Because I felt like it. The sad thing is that my bio page and merchandise page were the other top viewed pages and I think I sold four shirts this year. Maybe people were ready to buy and read my bio…”No thanks, he’s a dud.”
Of course, all my blogs are fantastic. Or they’re free…that’s more accurate. I appreciate everyone that checks them out, likes the posts on social media and may the spam makers burn in hell, slowly and painfully. I may not be traveling to your hometown of Butthole, Minnesota anytime soon, but thanks to the internet, I can give you something to read while you act like you’re working. YOU’RE WELCOME!