Some observations about Christmas –
Kids can get every gift they’ve ever wanted, but no matter what the cost, they’ll probably like something out of left field. Example – I saw a kid open about 10 presents, then play with the wrapping paper and a trash bag for five minutes. Then again, I could get a new car, but if you give me a bottle of booze, I’m occupied for the three days.
Thanks to the copious amounts of food, I spent more time in the bathroom than the foreign guy who hands out paper towels and breath mints at a nightclub. I did not, however, stare people down and ask for dollars in a public restroom. Or offer up cheap colognes to strangers for that matter.
I have seen enough sick animal commercials to fill three lifetimes. Do dogs only get abused in December? I’m also looking forward to seeing bowl games that have one word titles, like the Rose Bowl, instead of the Great Western Barbed Wire.com Bowl featuring schools with more than one direction in their names. I would rather watch the sick animals.
Also, I got quite a good stash. Lots of clothes, money, food and assorted goodness, but one gift really tickled my fancy (whatever that means). 
I have my own bobblehead! My lady will probably regret this greatly. An example of why – “Hey bobblehead Chris, should I get another beer?” Then I shake it to agree. Repeat this over and over again.