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Chris Coen is a versatile comedian who has been named both Funniest Person in Columbus and Cincinnati. He's appeared all over the United States as a feature comedian since 2007. Sarcastic, witty, and embarrassingly honest, Chris is popular with any crowd he meets. ← Older posts

College was half my life ago and I need a fountain of youth – the 40 chronicles

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I’m wrapping up these “Oh God, I’m old and dying” blogs, but one that hit me this weekend was that half my life ago, I was in college.  When you turn 30 and think this, it doesn’t matter because being

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“My childhood was better than yours” – the 40 chronicles

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One thing I’ve noticed over my years that people love is clickbait articles about stuff from when they were kids, usually along the lines of “we drank from a hose and if you didn’t you’re a pussy.”  Or something like

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Ranking the seven dwarfs from Snow White

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This is your blog topic when your little girl gets the flu and the only consolation is watching Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs 143 times.  So here goes, from worst to first. 7th – Sneezy.  He horks snot rockets

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Your fancy newfangled music sucks and you’re going to hear about it – the 40 chronicles

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I feel like now that I am releasing any bonds to youth, I am obligated to tell everyone younger than me that TV was perfect back in the day, movies were amazing and most importantly, music is trash.  The last

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Oh my God I’m old – the 40 chronicles

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Next month I have one of those fun “milestone” birthdays as I will turn 40.  SOMEONE BETTER BE ORDERING A TIME MACHINE FROM AMAZON OR SCIENCESTUFF.EDU!  So, I have decided to do some blogs related to that over the next

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Four day weekend

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Last week was Thanksgiving, which according to some on my Facebook is now some genocide day.  What I thought previously is that it was a day to eat and eat and eat and argue about who is taking what leftovers

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