Since I moved in with my lady, I have put my condo up for sale…or rent until that day comes. I had a couple people look at it this weekend. One guy texted me to get my address, he came in, checked out the place, asked a lot of questions, etc. It went well, he and his family left and I took the time to text my fiance.
“Love you!”
Then I realized I had just texted the wrong person. I told the gentleman who was looking at my condo that I loved him. Hmm, well this isn’t awkward at all. “Wrong text, sorry!” Can you really undo that? Probably not. Who knows, maybe this help push him over the edge. “You know, I liked the vaulted ceilings and the garden tub was nice…but it’s that personal touch that sold me on your place!” Yay! Or he says who in the blue hell is this weirdo, I’m changing my phone number. That’s more likely.