I had a pretty boring Friday, but Saturday made up for it. My pals went to a bar running a promotion – $3 cover and everything basic (shots, beer, mixed drinks) was $1. It was a zoo. I thought it was interesting when the college students in front of me heard about the $3 cover and left. I wanted to shake them and slap one of them in face – “Did you hear about the shots? They’re $1!”
One of my crew pulled a ninja move and wandered off before the first half of the game was even over. He may be dead or getting spooned by a homeless man as I type this. I hope for his sake, he’s dead. After watching an entire bar shoot down $1 whiskey shots and God knows what else, I then sat back and watched the destruction. I saw a few pass-outs, but my favorite was a chick spraying down the patio with vomit. A guy, clearly trying his damnedest to get in her pants, held her hair and tried to kiss her right after. (He wasn’t sober either, FYI) College party! Now I remember why I drink at home most of the time.
Side note – Columbus, be sure to check out my appearance on QFM 96.3 around 7:15 am Wednesday morning until around 8 am. My debut and probably final appearance, but radio nonetheless!