I have done more shows in bars than probably anywhere else. Usually they go well…but sometimes bar owners think comedy works organically, despite the facts. I did a show once and the manager refused to turn off the TV’s. It was the opening round, day one of the NCAA tournament. I did not, amazingly, have a good set.
Other times, the crowd just sucks ass. My show last Friday was packed. At first, I was somewhat excited, then realized once the emcee fired up the show the music was still going and some long-hair in the back was trying to impress a chick by heckling. It wasn’t even good heckling, which I have actually seen once or twice. Rather, it was “BE FUNNY!” He said this after the host said, “How’s everyone doing tonight?” Yes, good one douche. ENTERTAIN ME INSTANTLY! I HAVE ADD AND WASN’T BREAST FED! I NEED ATTENTION! I debated getting in his face, but he left almost as soon as the show got going. Probably good for all involved.
Later in the show, I watched a gentleman argue with the bartender over the size of his shot/drink. This turned into 30 seconds of arguing…during a comic’s set, which caused a drunk chick to yell back at the cheap asshole, “Manners!” He then threatened her, causing quite a ruckus. Ah, nothing says joke time like a woman getting potentially punched by a drunk guy. Maybe I can perform a show in the Octagon next time there’s a UFC pay-per-view.