Today’s feature is the movie Swingers. I like this movie, but as always have internal dialogue and thought I would share.
Vince Vaughn is really thin and looks young, but the pompadour like hair can’t be pulled off much longer for ol’ Vince. I’ll bet he has had something done.
Jon Favreau does a good job playing an unsmooth guy, but there’s no way a comic has that bad of crowd work who used to work in New York City. Holy shit is he awkward.
He handled getting interrupted during sex pretty well. That’s the most unrealistic part of this movie. I would have probably left Mike’s body in the desert.
They should have got some better looking actresses for several of these scenes. The cigar chick is a five and the girl that asks what type of car he drives looks like Marilyn Manson’s sister. His ex is downright a possible three. Plus two out of every three girls has red or strawberry blonde hair. That’s not real.
Why are the “House of Pain” guys going to the Dresden in the first place? There’s an old couple playing the Beegees.
This phone scene is so awkward I can’t look. Stop calling. Nope. He’s still calling. This reminds me of every phone call to a woman I made in high school, only I never had an ex to get over.
I may regret typing this, but I kind of like the music of Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. I’ll bet that will pass. OK, it passed. I think it was the reference to drinking in their first song. I still however, want to play Sega hockey. The Pens were bad ass that season, but they made Rick Tocchet so slow he was unusable.
Ah, redemption. Take that, ex-girlfriend, now he’s with Heather Graham. Until she puts on roller skates and gets into porn. Damn you, Hollywood. Next up? Whatever I watch next! Stay tuned with that great teaser!