People are strange/Bad tattoos

A discussion came up recently about tattoos.  I joked that my next tattoo would be me riding a bald eagle with a beard wearing a Viking helmet, shooting two Uzis, with “Freedom isn’t free.”  A blonde asked me, “Why do you have that?”  First off, I don’t have that, dunce, it’s called sarcasm.  Second, I would never wear a Viking helmet.  But that tatty would be badass…  The worst tatties I’ve ever seen?  When people get their own names, I hate it.  Especially with a basketball or a Papa Smurf or something stupid.  Do you need a reminder?  “My name is Steve!  Look!”  Good job, dummy.  By the way, that’s a sweet Irish family crest blended with the Thundercats logo.