The life of the open mike

My buddy started up an open mike just a couple weeks ago.  There was no promo other than me and him posting on Facebook.  10 comics showed up and entertained the 25 patrons.  Next week?  Three comics for seven drunks.  After the show they cancelled it.

No flyers, no announcements.  Hey everyone, we’re having U2 this Saturday!  Don’t tell anyone!  It would ruin the spontaneity!  Comedy doesn’t work everywhere.  Outdoors?  Done.  During a bar night with no notice?  Done.  Hey everyone, let’s put up a show at the Watts riots!  I know a good idea…the G2 summit is in Seattle this year.  How about a comedy show?  We’ll put it up right after the prison breaks!

I have a microphone and no one wants to stop the music during their Toby Keith marathon.  Guess what?  Not good for anyone.