• USO is awesome

    Posted by on June 3, 2010

    I have been lobbying the USO for a chance to perform in front of our true heroes, the men and women of the US military.  We know medicament cialis the tales of the cast of the Hills, but not one name of patriots that have given the last full measure of freedom.  Embarrassing: I include myself.  My Dad was a forward observer for the 101st Airborne in Vietnam and they had a 90% casualty rate.  My best accomplishment was making it home from the bar at 3 am.  Thomas Jefferson said “The only death a democracy can die is by its own hand.”  Thank a Vet next time you think your life stinks.  Bob Hope rocks – what a true American.

  • BP protestors

    Posted by on May 31, 2010

    I saw some hippies holding signs outside a BP station that said “BP = Killers of the Sea”.  I wanted to hold a sign next to them that said “BP lost a lot of oil and needs the money, please buy gas often”.  The sad thing is that a few birds covered in crude oil drives people to picket, but the 13 dead oil riggers?  Nothing.  Why can’t BP come to my condo complex and lose some oil on those stupid geese so they quit crapping on my sidewalk where I get my mail?  Geese are the worst. cialis drug impotence

  • New audio coming

    Posted by on May 25, 2010

    I will be on the weekly wrap show on radioawesome.com – good free indie music and hilarity.  Available for download on iTunes linked right to the website.  Check it out.

    Also, date has changed for the show buy tadalafil cialis at Go Bananas – now June 2, not June 9.

  • Actual conversation

    Posted by on May 22, 2010

    I went to the gas station to get beer and a dude came in with his woman.  She said, “I forget what pump cialis soft tabs online we’re at.”  He was frustrated and walked out with me.   Another guy getting into his car said, “Women.  Can’t live with ’em.  Can’t chop ’em up into little pieces.”   The other gentleman said, “I hear that.”  What the hell is going on with our world?  What an ass.  Of course you can chop ’em up into little pieces.  Lazy SOB.  LOL!!

  • Hoarders

    Posted by on May 19, 2010

    I watched a lot of Hoarders and the other version on the other channel.  Nothing says needy like someone who hangs on to useless crap like a Hoarder.  One lady moved in w/ her Mom and took over the house in less than a year buying fabric.  daily cialis results Her brother gave her a three month ultimatum and all she could say was “He’s not being sensitive to my needs.”  Meanwhile, ol’ Mom was unable to eat at her kitchen table.  I should be a hoarding psychologist, but instead of advice and counseling I would use verbal assault and a blowtorch.  If your life sucks that bad, hoard rope and exposed ceiling beams you waste of oxygen.

  • Reflections

    Posted by on May 13, 2010

    My Dad turns 60 soon – my Mom not quite as old.  I am terrible at showing human emotion, but if not for them, I would be a useless man.  Both grew up rather meagerly and yet endured and thrived despite this.  Neither made excuses or ever made me feel poor despite job changes and moving.  I got my Dad’s humor from observation and irony; my Mom gave me the appreciation of fart jokes and physical humor (see Three Stooges).  Thanks to both for supporting my comedy and me in general; love you both.  Now I feel like a douche.  Poop.  Now I feel better.  daily dose cialis Poop is funny.  Unless it’s on your carpet.