Stay at home vacation plans

Now that I’m still at home and have vacation I have to use for work, I’ve been struggling to come up with ideas on what to do. I have a rough draft though, maybe you can use this also. Or it’s terrible and I’m bored.

Bar night. Blare bad music from the late 90’s and early 2000’s on my large Budweiser speaker I won at a casino fundraiser while I stand in my kitchen muttering “This bar sucks” and pounding Bud Lights.

Take up a new hobby. I’ve actually pulled my guitar back out, but I am also considering voice work. Maybe I can read bedtime stories and record them for practice. My own book collection is limited to history and Edgar Allen Poe, so I maybe I should hold off.

Personal training videos. I’ve seen a lot of these. I’m not in amazing shape, so I’ll have to call mine, “Be less fat than you were!” or “You’re too old to be in shape, but this will keep it from getting worse!” It will be me running circles around the yard with my daughter or doing push-ups and cursing about how they used to be easier.

Write more jokes. My brain is so riddled with stay at home material, I have severe writer’s block. Right now writing about anything else is like writing about being in outer space. I’ve heard of other things than being home, but don’t really have a base to work from. I’m actually more likely to write outer space jokes right now, to be honest.

OnlyFans. I heard people are making dirty videos for money on some site called OnlyFans. My video will be me staring back at a camera asking why in hell you clicked on mine and insulting you until you pay me to shut up. Not very hot, but I’m sure someone’s into it.