Abolish daylight savings now

Here’s the good thing about Daylight Savings: you get one more hour of sleep…if you’re single and childless. Wow.

Here’s the bad: if you work, you have to work more. If you like the hour, you lose it in six months, so don’t wet your pants yet, Skippy. The unnecessary time shift makes it so the sun sets at 5:30-6:30 for the entire winter/late fall, so when 80% of the country gets off work, it’s pitch black. NO ONE NEEDS THE SUN UP THAT EARLY, FARMERS WORK LATE ALSO. Plus how many farmers are involved in this decision? How many non-farmers? I’m all for farmers, but even if every single one needs daylight savings, hows about we all chip in and buy them head lamps and keep the sun from being forced to set before we know what food we shove down our gullets that evening.

Daylight savings stinks and if you like it, you’re a vampire and we should hunt you down during the five minutes of sun we have now and drive a stake into your tiny, little heart.