- I had no idea I had this many shirts. I also, until I tried several on, no idea how small I used to be or large I am now. It was the most depressing thing I’ve done in five years.
- I realized we have used about 15% of the crap in our kitchen. That’s it. Let’s face it, you use the same bowls and plates, every once in a while a pan, skillet or cooking tray and that’s it. I have woks, odd pots, lids that don’t match anything and enough glassware to open a retail store.
- Don’t move anything until your wife approves. Found that out after thinking the Christmas decorations should go in the attic – turns out the shed is the correct answer! (Back throbs with regret)
- I’ve been playing a fun game of where in the hell is my stuff? The other day I finally found my shoes in the bottom of a huge trash bag. I pulled out each one and it took me 15 tries to find the right ones. I did however find my wife’s magnifying mirror and realized I have the eyebrows of a 60 year old Greek man. I have eyebrows where none should be. Time to throw away the magnifying mirror or just accept I am undergoing the slowest werewolf transition in history, real or imagined.
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