I’ve heard that people used to live before air conditioning. When I see pictures of people in Latin America wearing suits in the 1800’s, I assume that there was an Ice Age going on or people were cold-blooded back then, like reptiles. There’s no way that’s possible.
This past weekend my air began faltering and I realized things were now different. I first did my will, because it would be irresponsible of me to leave my family without my final wishes. 77 degrees? I better hurry this along… I did learn some things though that may help you survive.
All you have to do is get a fan, preferably one the size of a garage door and sit directly in front of it. Then don’t move, blink, or breathe excessively. Get a cold drink and take off as much clothing as you can without scaring anyone. If none of this works, throw away everything out of your fridge and crawl in. You may die, but you won’t be hot. I think that’s a good trade off.