– Sports talk radio call in guy. There is no more tunnel visioned person on Earth than sports talk radio call in guy. Your team loses? Screwed over. Wins? Best team in history. Lose two? Fire all coaches. Win two? Extend every contract for 10 years. Take some Prozac and a deep breath.
– Person who prioritizes outrage. Believe it or not, things can all suck. Your hot button issue doesn’t mean other things aren’t shitty too. You’re outraged a gorilla got shot. I get it. 19 people got killed that weekend in Chicago. That’s worse. but it doesn’t mean both don’t suck on some level. That said, don’t read one story a week on your favorite website and act like you’re a social activist because you put up a Facebook post about it. OK, change this category, don’t be fake social activist on Facebook person.
– “I ask questions, then shit on answers guy/gal.” Hey what pizza do you like? Sausage. Sausage?! Pepperoni is the best you weirdo! OK, then you eat it, dickhead. More sausage for me.
– Our cat. I should say my wife’s cat. I know that’s not a person, but the cat has a personality and she is pure evil. Everyday she meows and nuzzles me to get her morning food…exactly 10 minutes before my alarm is set. That’s just wrong.