Who has time to watch the news? No one! Here’s what you need to know.
The 2016 Presidential race has begun already. Relax everyone, no one will remember 99% of anything until the two candidates are chosen. I just hope we don’t get another Bush/Clinton. I can’t take another wave of rehashed jokes from the last 24 years at every comedy show.
Bruce Jenner is going to come out as a woman tonight on a TV interview. It’s either the worst kept secret of the last few years or Bruce is going to sue the shit out of every grocery store rumor magazine I’ve seen since 2013.
The NBA and NHL playoffs are in the first round. America calls this “Is it football season yet? No? Tell me when the finals start. Of the NBA. Not the other one.”
The Middle East is at war or going to war or almost at war or wants to be at war, but they’re at war with someone else.
That’s it. I would give you more news, but that means I would have to do research and my DVR is full.