I found the worst lineup in television shows. A&E had a new commercial that was promoting Wahlburgers, Donnie Loves Jenny and Lachey’s Bar. This may be the 2nd sign of the Apocalypse.
Wahlburgers is a show that on every promo, the matriarch says, “YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THEM WAHLBERG BOYS!” Then all the sons laugh and tee hee and repeat that line. I know what the Boston Asian community says – stay the hell away from Mark.
Donnie Loves Jenny involves Donnie from the New Kids on the Block dating former Playmate that convinced a lot of people that vaccines caused autism. Unless both of them are building houses for the poor to make up for their crimes against humanity, I won’t be watching.
Lastly is Lachey’s Bar, where the two brothers from a shittier boy band than NKOTB (I know, the acronym makes me cringe too) open a bar. Imagine Bar Rescue, but without the verbal ass kicking and with 98 degrees. I think A&E is actually doing a psychological experiment on the American public to see who watches all three shows in one sitting without taking a nap in their running cars in a closed garage.