Prison riot comedy

I did a show this past weekend during Independent’s Day Festival in Columbus.  It’s a grab bag of small business, booze, art and music where they block off the street and toss it all together.  Basically, it’s a great excuse for people to get drunk in the street.  I like it.

Good news – a lot of people at the show.  Bad news – a lot of people barge into the show, order a beer, yell randomness and leave.  It’s not unexpected, so at least you have that going for you.  I heard one comic lament asking for the crowd’s opinion as garbled nonsense was hollered from the back.  The only thing worse than being heckled is being heckled by a drunk mushmouth because you can’t formulate a decent counterattack when you hear what is either “Your mom is cheese!” or “Heyahfartensteinen!”

The other strange dynamic about that format – open to anyone – is the ebb and flow.  I got up to a smaller crowd, but the tables were completely full and engaged.  They paid enough attention to send up a shot when I announced I was a new father.  That’s a strange ritual that happens in comedy too sometimes.  I did a show in rural Michigan once and had four shots sent up in 30 minutes.  I asked the bartender if they kept a taxi on retainer for the comics.  “There ain’t no taxi in this town!”  I then asked if they got a kickback from DUI convictions on comedians.  She just giggled.  I drank water the rest of the show.