Exciting news for the millions and millions of my comedy fans – I will be releasing a book later this year. It’s an inspirational tale of freedom, courage and freedom. OK, it’s a bunch of comedy stories and recaps of my struggles against the stupidity I run into way too often in my mundane and underachieving life. That’s my book, which I have titled “Stuff to Read while you Shit.” That’s what I bring to the literary world. Hard hitting, attention grabbing and on a middle school maturity level – I’ll bet the world can’t wait!
The good part is that I did all the chapters really short because I read the Da Vinci Code and the four page chapters made me feel all smart and stuff. My chapters are about 2 pages. More smarter! I have some hurdles to clear still, but thanks to my buddy Paul’s great help, I have most of the heavy lifting done. I should probably set the sale price at $50 because all my merchandise sells very well, like the one time in 2011 I sold a t-shirt to a really drunk guy. I think the TP ran out actually and he was in a pinch.