It was 2008, I had made the cut, not to get on the show, but to tryout. I looked back at a bunch of poor souls who slept in the street all night just to get booted. Bill Bellamy, the host, was going around and interviewing comics. Then I noticed something sad – most of the people interviewed weren’t even comics, they were just costume wearing douchebags. I watched as a guy wearing a Lincoln outfit and another guy wearing a stuffed gorilla on his back got five minute interviews. Real comics? No time! There’s a guy dressed like Charlie Chaplin over there! (There actually was and I hated his guts.)
A young man with a ponytail handed me a waiver form. This is awesome. I’m going to get to tryout on camera! Then a limo pulled up. Roy Wood Jr., a touring comedian, got out and walked in the club. The rest of us were told our tryout would be…behind the club. What? Just before we walked around back, I told Camp he had a huge pimple on his face, which freaked him out. I’m a dick.
Around back, there was a tent with four tables. They divvied up the 40 in my group and told us ten to a table. Then the long hair that handed me my clipboard earlier suddenly was my judge. “Go ahead and give me your best 30-60 seconds!” I realized, slowly, that I had a very small chance to advance. I thought back to the times the staff told us to act excited for the cameras and how a nationally touring comic got right in, while us cattle were herded out back. All fodder for ratings shots. Then I remembered the last show I did for money about six people were there, so I had better suck it up and give skinny Fabio my best half minute, there, in the tent flapping so loud I could barely hear, with no microphone, no stage, no judges and no cameras. Hope is a cruel lover, no pun intended to my current fiancee.
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