I am Benedict Arnold, again – OSU vs. Michigan debate

I partook in the Great Debate again this year, which is a great fundraiser run by the Rotary Club in Hilliard, Ohio.  Four pro-Michigan debaters battle four Buckeye debaters to see who can win the argument before “the Game.”  Since it’s in the greater Columbus area, guess who always wins.  This year, I was asked to take on the role of closer for the Michigan Wolverines.  I duct taped a vomit bag to my chin and began writing.

It’s a task beyond the fact I like Ohio State – Michigan is 5-6 right now.  They’ve lost a player due to domestic violence, their athletic director got canned, and if their coach doesn’t get fired, I’ll shave a block M in my ass if he makes it through the year.  I thought of some really good jokes about useless the team is this year, then I remembered I’m on that team in the debate.  However, from doing comedy, I have learned to enjoy being hated by the crowd at times and it’s a fun challenge, so I was happy to do it and will be doing it again next year also.

Here’s the audio link – hopefully video is coming soon, but this is what I did this year.

Here’s the link for next year’s event.  https://www.localevelevents.com/events/details/694

Great Debate lineup

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