My phone decided to start dying while I talk. It just turns off now mid conversation. Rough day at work. My bill from getting my exhaust manifold on my car fixed is due. I hit my limit of bullshit.
I got home, grabbed a beer or six and stewed. Then I remembered I had “The Man with the 132 lb. Scrotum” on my DVR. He has to pee off his ballsack and poo into a tupperware bucket thing. He puts a hoodie on his nuts to go out in public. His beanbag grows three pounds a MONTH. Maybe it’s not so bad. Thank God my penis and balls only weigh 25 kilos.