I sadly watched the Miley Cyrus VMA debacle. With the buzz around it, I had to check it out. First off, I hate awards shows, but this one is one of the worst. The VMA’s really are sad, it boils down to – who can outwhore the other whores while shitty hyper comics scream and run around the stage? Stay tuned and find out!
Miley is basically so desperate to stay relevant she thrust her sweatbox into the camera and rubbed everything moving in the no-no place with a foam finger, including Robin Thicke, herself, and of course, for the Furries, stuffed animals. You’re engaged and a former Disney star, drop the gutterslut routine, stupid. Also, she dances like her vagina is full of metal and electromagnets are pulling her around the stage.
I will give her credit, she set the bimbo bar high (or low). If you’re a 12 year old boy wait until next year. Selena Gomez will probably oil wrestle Demi Lovato in Saran Wrap. Save up your tissues, boys! Maybe next year, a band that plays instruments will actually get follow the jailbait bonanza.