Ah, nice weather. Thanks to no one paying attention to Al Gore’s self-serving rants or dumb luck, the country is enjoying a wave of 70 degree goodness. I live in Ohio – Aqua Net for all! I love when the weather turns nice after a brutal winter. “I’m going to do stuff!” All I do is smoke a cigar to break in the year or stare out my window and say, “That looks nice out! Time for another beer!” Outdoor stuff sucks. We have A/C and heat, heathens.
I remember my ol’ roommate (the one that ditched me in yesterday’s blog) and I were cruising around looking for a patio in his Jeep. A car full of hot chicks pulled up and were waving and laughing. Either making fun or potential victims…I mean ladyfriends… We waved them over to a bar and pulled off. A young blonde yelled, “Hey! What are you guys doing?” Me: “About to hit up a bar, you should join us!” Her: “I’m in high school! We have a curfew!” Me: “OK, see ya! (Internally – I am a creep.) Well, that didn’t work. Back to middle-aged, overweight white trash to converse with as we play darts and cornhole! At least I got the satisfaction of knowing at 23 I still was unrepulsive enough to have high school chicks hit on me. Fortunately, that time is over, am I right? (Tears and sobbing)