I saw a story about Madonna’s recent concert in D.C. She took a break between songs to announce if Obama won the election, she would take her clothes off onstage. This would be nice if it was 1989, but sadly, Madonna now looks like Wendy the methwhore from Breaking Bad. Somewhere, Mitt Romney is doing backflips.
She then said Obama was a black Muslim (which is what his opponents say sometimes) and he supported gay rights. Funny, I didn’t know being Muslim was a ringing endorsement these days, what with the whole 9/11…and Fort Hood…and underwear Detroit bomb attempt…and U.S. ambassador assassination…you get the point.
Also, since when do Muslims (which Obama is, according to his words, not a Muslim) support gay rights? Last check in America we debate gay marriage vs. civil unions vs. no gay marriage. In Iran, they debate whether to behead the gays before or after the whole throwing rocks thing. I’m Ahmed and my opponent is against beheading after stoning! Four more decades! Four more decades! In other news, Romney just hired Madonna to campaign for Obama with Hank Williams Jr. and Karl Rove. I don’t care what side you’re on, but hey Madonna – your crowd is 87% gay men. I think your side is covered. Shut up and lip sync “La Isla Bonita” like they paid $150 a head to see. I’d rather be beheaded than listen to either your tunes or your opinions, but that’s for another time.