All I needed to know about meth, I learned from Breaking Bad

I was a little late to game, but this show is just fantastic.  It has also told me some important lessons in case life goes south and I need to cook meth!

– People that don’t talk much are psycho killers.  People that talk a lot are lawyers and ghetto white methheads.

– Your wife may be upset if she finds out you’re a drug dealer.  Keep it on the DL.

– Hydrofluoric acid helps clean up messes.  Just make sure you have the right container.

– Regularly maintain and upkeep your roving meth lab.  It’s a hassle when your drug filled RV breaks down in the desert.

– Brush your teeth, kids.  Or just don’t do meth.

– Don’t be a hassle to your drug kingpin boss…or anyone involved in drugs.  If you break this rule, hide all box cutters, sledges, guns, ATM machines and/or Pontiacs.  Or run like the dickens…forever.