I fell asleep early last night, so this is all I have today.
#3 – A black lady doing blackface. She dressed up like Aunt Jemima and read dirty nursery rhymes like Andrew Dice Clay in 1990. A black employee came out from the back and told her how offensive it was and they argued for several uncomfortable minutes. (FYI – I stayed out of the argument)
#2 – A middle aged crazy white trash lady dressed up like Raggedy Ann (see the trend? Outfits = nuts). Her, and her not too happy friend who was dressed like a huge whoopie cushion, danced onstage in tribute to Michael Jackson, who had just died. The only hiccup? She was playing “Caribbean Queen” by Billy Ocean, who is not Michael Jackson at all.
Stay tuned tomorrow for #1!