Here’s some tips, in case you are too stupid to talk on the phone!
1) If you are constantly putting down the phone, only to scream into my ear to get your husband or wife’s opinion for everything, just give them the damn phone. You’re the dumb one, the other one is the decision maker – let’s get this charade over with.
2) If you ask me a question, then start talking over me immediately the call always seems to drop! Amazing coincidence! Actually, it’s not. I hung up on you and will do that again gladly.
3) Text me while I drive = get no response. It’s now illegal, I’m farsighted and as an added bonus, I don’t like t-boning school buses just to fire off an “LOL!”
4) Finally, we get it, your phone is sweet. It checks out the internet, email, facebook and texts…just like everyone in America under 45 years old. You’re special. Tell me more about how smart your kids are while we’re at it!