– What parent would let a 5’1″, 190 lb. 12 year old girl go out in public with shorts so short you can see the pockets hanging out the bottom? Apparently two to four from this visit to the store.
– This lady in front of me is either afraid of haircuts or she’s an ugly Crystal Gayle impersonator.
– Attention man in dairy section. It’s called a belt. Buy the store brand products for a week, save up, and spare me your ass crack next week. Did I mention he never bent over? Nope, just full on ass crack from an upright position.
– If I won a shopping spree, you had better watch out state liquor store. I’m coming for you.
– If someone came up with a dog food that was also a breath mint, I would pay double. Guess Bean gets the healthy joints again instead.
– Every time I check out here are the magazine covers: JLo, some chick from the Bachelor/Bacherlorette that I don’t know, and Rachel Ray. Sprinkle in Kardashians and pop singers for zest.
– I would eat healthier in they surrounded the beer with fruits and veggies. As it stands, mini ravoli, meat and cheese are the order of the day.