I gave up more of my super blood yesterday, probably helping people recover in minutes once my genetically superior DNA enhances their weak immune systems. I am such a good person. It’s hard to be so giving.
I will help out more by relaying some tips from the Red Cross! You shouldn’t give blood if…
You’ve been running a fever over 100 for 10 days. You have the diarrhea. You have HIV/AIDS. You have promiscuous unprotected sex. You have a problem that involves sharing dirty needles with drug addicts.
I don’t know if the Red Cross is covering their butts and being so overly obvious or people are that damn stupid, but either way, it makes me sad. Probably the latter. “Yes, I live a dumpster and love doing drugs/having sex with homeless people. Oh, and I’m deathly ill. Have some blood, nurses! I’m such a thoughtful person.”