I got some food last night and perused the menu. None of it really caught my eye until I saw a sandwich with Italian beef, pepperoni, peppers and other type stuff called the Guido. So I ordered it. I then realized how socially unacceptable that would be for any other race than whitey. “Oh, I’ll have the fwied wice. Why is it spelled like that? Oh, I get it! Racism jokes all around!” That would be horribly unacceptable. Then again, after Jersey Shore, I think Italians have had enough shame and abuse for at least a decade so I guess a sandwich is nothing.
Then I remembered once at an Irish bar, I ordered a round of Irish car bombs. After ten minutes, the very non-Irish bartender came back and said, “You can’t order those, it’s offensive.” Me: “To whom? I’m part Irish (Scot-Irish, but he didn’t know the details).” I then was told to change my order, or I would be served and have to leave. So I ordered five and took my sweet time on the last one. Damned white people. I can say that, I’m something like 1/16th or 1/32nd Native American.