I usually blog about the open mike but the crowd mostly sucked. So here’s what you get today.
– Why do we have a damn embassy in Egypt and Libya? What piece of shit gives someone that ambassador job? Here’s our diplomacy when you storm the gates and blow up our ambassador – flash, explosion, goodbye. Cue “I am a real American” Hulk Hogan 1985 intro music.
– Gas is $4.00 a gallon. In other words, I will now be doing one nighters in Franklin County and its neighbors only. Hey politicians…might want to remember we vote in two months. Approve some drilling, slap some OPEC reps and let me make some money making rednecks laugh at dick jokes. Sorry endangered red breasted warbler, daddy needs his petro.
– I actually paid to see comedy this week. Check out Kyle Kinane. He’s worth a look – funny SOB.
– I realized my comedy writing was at an apex when I worked from home. Working from home means “Yes, I can drink on a Tuesday!” Working at a real job means “Yes I can get fired on Wednesday!”