I hate golf, but I have a golf outing I do every year. I would rather do anything, perhaps cornhole or competitive drinking, but it’s for a good cause so I will break down golf, mostly because I have nothing to blog about right now.
Good – You can drink before, during and after. You can smoke cigars, good luck doing that anywhere in 2012. You can be a lazy sack of shit and ride in a cart.
Bad – Your clubs are never good enough, no matter what you spend. What sport charges you $1000 for equipment, then $50 to play every time – no wonder no one is good at this shit. Beer cart girls…not for them, but for watching old creepsters hit on them. That is sad. What sport lets you drink 12 beers, but have no place to take a leak except the clubhouse? Dumb. Lastly, in an outing, you can be the best golfer, cheat and still lose by 5 strokes because the drunkest team will shoot 10 under par. They reward a complete lack of morality.