What? Let me explain. I was supposed to do a show for a charity group whose purpose was to get clean drinking water for the kids. Very noble, I say. I don’t know what kids in America are drinking out of the toilet, but I digress. Is there an opposition group? “You know, I just love when kids drink out of mud puddles and open cisterns. It builds character.”
Well, my friends, the show was cancelled due to lack of ticket sales…they had to sell 20 tickets. Guess your cause sucks or you’re a bunch of lazy POS’s. (POS stands for piece of shit, FYI BTW) That, or the dirty water crowd is very busy spreading their whatever wing agenda! Those bastards! Now excuse me while I pour sewage into chocolate milk cartons. No child gets fresh water on my watch! (This message is approved by the American Freedom Patriots for Dysentery)