#11 There is nothing funnier than watching a new comedian bash an experienced emcee, because the revenge line will be so mean upon the emcee returning, it trumps the newbies’ whole act.
#12 Delusion is the number one trait of new comics. See #11.
#13 New black comedians are 50/50 on having stage names. New white comedians are dumb enough to use their real names. Either way, no one will remember your name, so I guess it doesn’t matter.
#14 Any new, young, white male comic will, without fail, do a joke about jerking off.
#15 Any new, young, black male comic will, without fail, do a joke about banging white chicks.
#16 Anytime you see a comedian reading jokes off a piece of paper, they suck. Hard.
#17 High energy black comedians make white middle aged crowds laugh. Or act like they’re laughing because they’re scared.
#18 Low-energy white comedians make black any-aged crowds heckle the shit out of them.
#19 Men and women are different. Black and white people are different. Dogs and cats are different. Your joke based on those premises probably isn’t different than what’s been done a million times, but if you find a good one, it will kill every time.
#20 There is nothing more depressing than selling shirts after a show…and going home with a full bag of shirts. NOTHING!