One of the best things about doing comedy is when people come up to you after shows. Here are some quotes over the years that I love –
“You are really good for a new guy. You should watch Jeff Dunham and copy him.” Thanks for assuming I’m new (backhanded compliment) and also for telling me to watch a ventriloquist – since I have never done that before.
“I’ve seen a lot of comics in my life and you’re pretty good. Like Carrot Top.” No comment.
“You should do more n****** jokes.” I’ve never done one, but thanks for the advice. I’ll bet that will get me a shitload of work – what’s funnier than outright racism? Everything, moron.
(In a town 4 hours from my home, after a 25 min. set) “Is this your first time?” Yes, I decided to drive to another state and fucking wing it. Not bad for a newbie!
“I loved your joke about dancing.” That was the other comic’s joke, the one who has a different hair color, is three inches shorter, and is wearing a different colored shirt – but thanks.
“I got a good one for you. Remember Nancy Reagan saying “Just say no” and then Nike came out with “Just Do It?” Thanks for the help. I now have my closing joke. Any references to buggies or rotary phones I can use?