My city is abuzz with the possibility that the city may shut down – no work = awesome. Then I heard that power outages are likely to accompany said storm. I realized if I’m stuck at home w/ no electricity, my options are rather limited b/c I am completely modernized. I looked for a couple options tonight and found a couple things that include board games (against myself), reading books from my childhood that my mom made me take to clear out her basement – which include Choose Your Adventures and a children’s Bible – or organizing ugly Christmas clothes I never wear or sorting a decade’s worth of Maxim magazines. What I have realized is that I would jump off my balcony an hour after I woke up.