I started the debate for OSU after a guy for Michigan bombed horribly (see yesterday’s post if you’re confused). It went pretty well, bashing UM in front of a pro-Buckeye crowd is pretty easy. I thought the Buckeye Guy would be there, but it was the Buckeyeman. I said “Thank God, because they have such a different skill set to bring to the table.” The joke, obviously, is that they are two guys that dress funny and go to games.
I also touched on the fact that UM’s alumni page actually lists the following alums – Dr. Jack Kevorkian, the Unabomber, and Herman Mudgett, America’s first serial killer with a PhD. Harvard of the West, indeed. I did lose points, though. I said in reference to the Woody and Tressel look-a-likes that next year a Luke Fickell impersonator would be present, but it would actually be Luke Fickell, since he’ll be jobless. Oops. OSU won the debate, not surprisingly and I got free lunch and Bud Lights, so it’s a win. Hopefully next year they move it to Friday, so I don’t have to take a vacation day for a free show.