Instead of Auld Lang Syne, I’m listening to Hank Jr. and Black Label Society, but this would be a great time to recap my website for my 15-25 fans/people that read my dumb blogs while they shit at work on the clock. My fantastic web guy (and soon to be father) who has to deal with all my “how does this work?” bullshit encouraged me to blog more often in 2011. So I did and it sucked. Five blogs a week when you do comedy and work 45 hours a week BLOWS. It was all justified by you animals who read my drivel, so I thought I would share with you.
I was getting about 100 views a month on a great month, but in February I decided to put some effort in. This year (not counting what happens until the ball drops) I have received 19,463 page views with 2/3’s return visits. That’s on you guys. Thanks – because if no one was reading this crap, I would be a crazy homeless guy ranting on a street corner.
What was the most popular blog? According to Google analytics – it was… “/”. Second place was my rant on the Zanesville animal escape. Sadly, number four most viewed was my merchandise link. I sold one shirt and one DVD this year online. To the same person. Son of a bitch…oh well. In all seriousness, I am a drunken megalomaniac and love doing comedy. Every year new milestones are reached and I make a little more cash doing it. This is one more notch on the belt and I thank everyone for reading my rants, commenting on FB, sharing my site with friends, and coming to my shows. I’ve been too nice…this sucks…go fuck yourselves! OK, that’s better. Now David Allan Coe is on my iTunes. If he and Iron Maiden would do a show in Columbus, my life would be complete. With my luck, I would get a DUI on the way home. Now we’re back to normal!