• Whatever

    Posted by on February 28, 2010

    Insight to being a comic…I did a show in West Virginia which was sup. to start at 9, it started at 10:40.   I had to be up at 7 am in Cbus and so needless to say I was a salty SOB.  Show was fine until some dumb cunny started hecklin’ like she was on commission.  I dealt with the moron then drove back and realized no amount of ciggy poos or sugar free Rock Star can overcome deep cialis chicago exhaustion.  2 hours sleep is a lot worse in application than in theory.  Thank you, nicotine!  You’re the best!

  • Interviews

    Posted by on February 18, 2010

    I was recently interviewed by a small paper for my Sat. show in which the reporter asked me the difference between a bar and a venue set adcirca vs cialis up for shows.  My exact quote was “Venues are nice b/c the crowd is there to see comedy.  If you go to a bar, 15% of the crowd is there to see you and 85% say “who is this piece of shit w/ the microphone.”  He changed piece of shit to (guy), but at least he quoted me correctly.  I did an interview w/ one of my best friends and former college roommate, Justin Camp, in which I said “We’ve been good friends for a while, it’s cool that we both do comedy.”  That morphed into “Camp and Coen have had a special bond since they lived together.”  It was accompanied by a pic from 2 a.m. where we were uncomfortably close and not sober.  The reporter might as well have said, “Camp and Coen are life partners.”  I would totally be the top, by the way.  I am very aggressive.  Being misquoted sucks.

  • Dear God, are you there? It’s me Margaret.

    Posted by on February 13, 2010

    I just found out tonight that a show where I was sup. to perform w/ a comic that was on “Down and Dirty w/ Jim Norton” on HBO is when I am going to Vegas to be in a wedding.  That sucks hard, but at least I’ll be in Vegas.  The first time I was inVegas I could smell the sin coming off the tarmack.  Needless to say, it is my favorite place on Earth.  Gambling, debauchery, and you can drink on the street.  I think when I die, if I have been a good boy, I go to Vegas with an unlimited bankroll.  cialis pill cutter A girl can dream.  Then again, anyone assoc. w/ Jim Norton is awesome.  Oh well.

  • Subscribe to stay in the loop

    Posted by on February 9, 2010

    Feel free to subscribe (just click the word “register” by the GO button and enter info on the next screen) – you’ll get updates on shows, blogs, etc.  Pictures and videos accessible through the social network sites – including pictures of me drunk!  Which are almost all pictures, since I’m usually drunk.  Speaking of social network sites, I usually hate all groups like “Support cancer survivors in Burma” and “Farmville super fans”, but I recently joined “Can this dill pickle get more fans than Nickleback?”  It could be any band and I’d join b/c that cialis cheapest is just good old fashioned fun.  Shows this week are in Cadillac, MI and Zanesville, OH – Sat, then Sunday at the Barn at 9 p.m.

  • The joy of the road

    Posted by on February 7, 2010

    I had a good show last night.  I know it was good because drinks were sent onstage for me, the crowd laughed, and I sold four shirts after the show.  I also know it was a winner when a woman nearly twice my age told me I had a cute little ass and proceeded to molest me in front of her boyfriend/husband/cuckold.  Then another woman told me the only way I could prove that I was not gay was to go to her house and sleep with her.  Despite her interesting cialis prescriptions logic, I declined and she sat on a snowdrift and cried as I stared at her blankly with my cold dead eyes.  Comedy groupies are the worst.  Nothing says “What did I do wrong with my life?” like being fishhooked by a cougar while you pound Old Milwaukee Lights in an Elks Club.

  • Taxes

    Posted by on January 29, 2010

    For those of you who don’t know me very well,I hate the gov’t.   I recently did my taxes and got a huge refund.  I was intially excited until the section where I got taxed on cialis en francais my refund from last year.  Federal gov’t: “Did you get the money we owe you?”  Me: “Yes, and you made interest on it.”  Feds: “Cool, BTW, we’re taxing that.”  Me: “What?”  Feds: “Yes, how dare you make money off the money we graciously gave back to you that was yours in the first place.”  All parties are corrupt, I hate when Bush/Obama lovers defend their candidate.  Wake up America and think.  Taxes = oppression.