New can, same great taste

They have added an “Ice Cold Easy Indicator” to my Busch Light cans.  This is the beer equivalent of putting spinners on a Geo Metro.  I buy 30 at a time, clearly the coldness is purely a bonus.  “How dare you serve this delicious mass-produced domestic light beer to me at 48 degrees or more?  I propose a duel!”  You had me from hello, Busch Light, you had me from hello.