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About Chris

Chris Coen is a versatile comedian who has been named both Funniest Person in Columbus and Cincinnati. He's appeared all over the United States as a feature comedian since 2007. Sarcastic, witty, and embarrassingly honest, Chris is popular with any crowd he meets. ← Older posts Newer posts →

“She has a stinker on her butt.”

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My daughter is, as my grandmother would say, “Ornerier than a popcorn fart.”  I don’t know what that means, but she said it and it sounds pretty wild.  Ornery sucks to spell, by the way.  It took me five minutes

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Product review: The Bed Fan

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No, not a bed pan.  We all know those work just fine when you’re too lazy to go the can.  The bed fan. The greatest invention of all time is the refrigerator.  Air conditioning a close second.  This is probably

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What’s your fantasy (sport)?

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See how the title went from sexy to…even more sexy?  That’s right, it’s fantasy football draft season!  Where every alcoholic football fan becomes a powerful GM and team president.  It’s simply the best.  I decided to rank the fantasy sports,

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Parties: Then and now

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I used to host a party every Halloween.  Here’s what went into it.  Buy booze.  Get Halloween costume.  Clean kitchen and bathrooms.  Run vacuum.  Have party. My daughter turned three recently.  Here’s what went into it.  Run balloons to get

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Here comes the outrage hurricane! The dangerous trend of internet rage

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One thing about society currently that is very disturbing is the rapid and uninformed outrage that happens when stories break.  Most are true or based in truth, but incomplete.  Doesn’t matter, time to rage.  I saw a story recently that

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Nature sucks

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When I was a lad, I loved being in the woods.  I made forts, swung from a tree on Marty’s Hill (Marty put the rope up and got to name the hill – Marty also broke his collarbone swinging from

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