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About Chris

Chris Coen is a versatile comedian who has been named both Funniest Person in Columbus and Cincinnati. He's appeared all over the United States as a feature comedian since 2007. Sarcastic, witty, and embarrassingly honest, Chris is popular with any crowd he meets. ← Older posts Newer posts →

17 things in my car right now (you won’t believe #9!)

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I asked for topics to blog about and Nick Glaser, fellow comic and certified trivia and burlesque host by the American Stand-Up Board, suggested this topic!  Here we go. WeatherTech floor mats.  They’re filthy, but boy underneath is clean! Captain

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You’re not helping yourself

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This week, I had to use a half day to watch my kids, since our sitter couldn’t watch them.  Turns out, my mother in law stopped by, so I was able to run some errands.  I took her car to

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Training videos don’t win Oscars

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My summer job in college was a steel mill, so we had to watch the same four safety videos every year.  One was basically a really bad actor saying “I don’t have time for safety!” then a Good Samaritan type

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What your choice of music says about you

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I see these types of surveys/psychoanalysis forms all over social media.  “What Harry Potter character are you?” or “What kind of pie would you be if you were a pie?”  OK, I may have not seen that last one, but

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Why do these people talk to me?

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I seem to be a magnet for odd or awkward conversation.  Recently, I was relieving myself when my daughter walked in, stood about six inches from me and said, “Dada’s pooping!”  “Well, I’m peeing…”  Any explanation was overridden with fear

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The Ten Commandments of communication

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Yesterday, I had a serial violation committed against me that should have wound up with someone in jail.  I was emailed, then immediately called before the ink was even dry on the email.  That’s a metaphor, but you get it. 

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