Quarantine hot takes from someone who hates hot takes

Everyone is an expert…by sharing someone else’s posts about the virus.

I really hope they find out what China really did because I don’t think I can handle another “I know a guy who knows a guy” post about what happened over there.

It took fourteen seconds to politicize the entire virus.

It took fifteen seconds to see people sharing bad information online. No, salt water doesn’t kill any virus by gargling it. I don’t know how medical personnel deal with these people.

It appears the stimulus bill that everyone was mad didn’t pass in two minutes is now being criticized by everyone for not being well thought out.

I can’t wait to see how long after going to back to work before some people complain about work.

There are two kinds of people: those that think we should mitigate and stay at home until 2025 and those that will lick a toilet seat to show how the virus is nuthin’. I hate to tell everyone, this virus is pretty serious and so is 22 million people out of work. Something in the middle of shuttering the entire country until collapse or overwhelming the medical system while the numbers are climbing or stable is probably the best route.

I don’t who makes policy on what is essential, but I can tell who is still getting paid and who isn’t by their thoughts what is and isn’t.

My hands are literal Brillo pads; I have no idea how medical personnel do what they do all the time.

My local grocery store did a great job changing their stores around, but I can tell you the fruit and vegetable section without a mask reminds me of a minefield. #taketurns #backoff

The take-out drinks rule in Ohio won’t last, but it should.

I don’t know how medical personnel deal with this stuff daily.