What will I do with this new found power?

I have probably never once blogged about my real job, but here goes.  I sell wide format sign equipment and related printers.  It’s a lot of work, a ton of training and tech knowledge and extremely stressful due to the market being competitive.  “But I thought you were just a comedian?”  No, my kids like to eat and stuff, so I have a real job.  I KNOW, RIGHT?  YOU ATE YESTERDAY OR WHATEVER.

Recently, I got the word I would be helping create training videos for the Epson F2100 Direct to Garment printer.  I get to print t-shirts.  Here’s what I did this weekend.  Disclaimer, none of these are for resale, so don’t sue me.

“These are a few of my favorite things!”

Oh you knew I was going there.  Get it Captain Lincoln, you bad mofo.

Eddie is awesome, but Powerslave Eddie is the BEST.

Piece of Mind still the best album, but you knew I was going to test print some metal shirts.  (The Pantera one didn’t turn out because I’m not good enough at graphic design and vector art editing yet.  Pray for me or send Abbott Brothers vector art.  RIP Brother Dime and Brother Vinnie.  #CFH)

Oh and one last one, a gift for my wife.

Shout out to Jamie Rockwell for doing this art about 8 years ago at the Cincy Brew Haha.

Nothing says “I love you” like a personalized gift.  I gave it to her and she mumbled something about making the biggest mistake of her life or something.  I am sure I just heard her wrong.