Disney Plus first impression

We got Disney, for the kids, of course, so I thought it was important to leave a customer review, since you may be considering it as a Christmas gift for your kids or yourself or your cat or whatever.

PRICE – Amazing deal. It is less than ten bucks a month, so if you rent a movie online, it’s usually $3 at a minimum. I’m not a math professor, but that’s good deal. BUT CHRIS I ALREADY OWN EVERY DISNEY MOVIE. Best part, you don’t have to get off your ass and put the DVD in! Worth every penny. 5/5

SELECTION – Dozens of Marvel movies, plus about every Pixar film and literally hundreads of Disney movies, from the the animated classics (Lion King, Snow White, etc.) to live action (Willow, all the corny ones you didn’t know Disney made), plus Star Wars (you take the good, you take the bad). Pretty solid…although the original programming right now is…the Mandalorian. It’s great, but they are releasing one episode a week like it’s 2003 over here. GIVE ME ALL DA EPISODES NAH. RIGHT NAH. 4.5/5

AVATAR PICTURES – No Captain America avatar? I had to go with Hulk like some kind of monster?! Clearly the folks at Disney are working for Hydra. 1/5 stars.

EASE OF USE – It’s broken down by categories, but PG film Wall-E doesn’t show up on my daughter’s profile. That’s annoying, but they quickly fixed the sound issue from day one I had where everything was a few seconds off and just as important, they were able to add the “resume watching” feature. The first few days you had to start from the beginning which you don’t realize is annoying until your life keeps interrupting a movie you’re trying to watch on your cell phone. 3.5/5

FEEDING THE BEAST – Disney is going to own us in ten years or less if Facebook doesn’t first. Giving them more money probably not ideal, but it may be worth it. Both of them are watching me type this right now. 3/5

LETTING ME WATCH STUFF (CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIES) ON MY PHONE WITH SUBTITLES WHILE MY DAUGHTER WATCHES THE GOOD DINOSAUR FOR THE 800TH TIME – 5/5

KEEPING MY KIDS ENTERTAINED SO I CAN GET STUFF DONE – Can you feed them also? Change diapers? 4/5

In summation, I really like it and great job to me for cutting cable so I can subscribe to a bunch of crap that is pretty much saving me no money now. 2/5 to myself for being dumb, 4.5/5 to Disney Plus.