The worst people on Earth award goes to…

I see a lot of stupid on the internet.  Stupid can be understood.  Evil can’t.  So for the worst people on Earth award (April 2018) version, congrats to people that exploit or attack the victims of tragedies, aka “False Flag Hoaxers.”  This trailer trash couple, who go by fake names anyways, so not worth mentioning, actually are emailing, calling and face to face confronting the victims of the Sutherland Springs shooting, claiming they will offer $100,000 for proof that the shooting victims actually existed.  There’s a video on Vice I won’t link to, you can google it.  I can’t even link to it on principle, it’s so disgusting.

Why?  Their claim is that the government staged the whole thing to put fear into the common population.  I’m assuming the government does this to control people through fear or restrict rights, but honestly, I can’t bother to dig deeper into their reasoning.  Their claim is that you can’t get a death certificate (you can, actually).  The problem is that if you produce one, they’ll just say it’s fake.  So I’m here today, to debunk these mouth breathing inbreds with logic and humor, these modern day Westboro protest level vermin.

First, the same government that apparently staged this is the same one that didn’t bother to file the background check information on the shooter.  He beat multiple women, fractured the skull of a baby and threatened to kill multiple people, causing a discharge from the military.  So the same government that is to blame for him being able to legally purchase weapons staged the shooting…so they could have their errors exposed in allowing him to purchase a weapon through their gross incompetence?  Sorry, dummy, strike one.  You have no logic trail already.  Say hi to your mom/aunt and dad/uncle for me.

Second, there are multiple pictures of the family that I have seen after the shooting of the families from different locations with different outfits at different ages.  There ARE valid birth and death certificates, but you would deny they were real, plus let’s face it, I’ll give $100,000 to you if you prove you have $100,000.  You and your live under a bridge and ask people questions wife both appear like Wal-Mart is too fancy for your wardrobe.  He by the way, looks like an ex-amateur wrestling called Big Dumb whose biggest match was at East Central high school gym against the Crippler on the West Texas pro-am wrastlin’ circuit in 1987.  By the way, if he actually has $100,000, I’ll use his logic and yell “Nuh-uh!  Nuh-uh!  That ain’t real!”

Third, you’re lucky these people are better than you.  If, God forbid, one of my family or close friends were killed and you got up in my face about it, I would pull your genitals off like an angry chimpanzee.  Even if you are really stupid enough to think the government (look at Congress right now…go on keep looking) would create 26 fake victims, including a 77 year old and an unborn child, which takes a whole lot of stupid, why would you confront the victim’s families?  Go after the government, then.  The only reason, is that you’re pure evil.  As in, you have no ability to comprehend human suffering and therefore, are not fully human.  Oh and use your real name, pussy.  I love these tough guys online (or in his case, in person) that use fake names.  Why don’t you use the fake name Cactus Ass and show how tough you are, you know, shoving cacti – you get it.  You the reader, this moron probably counts to 20 by taking his shoes off (or 22-24, depending on the amount of fingers and toes he has).

There has to be legislation passed to protect these people, but I’m not smart enough to know Texas law vs. federal law.  I am smart enough to know how Texas operates, so hopefully someone accidentally rolls this lumbering ogre and his toadie up over the hood of a Silverado – accidentally, of course – while um, swerving to miss an armadillo or gum wrapper or something.  Sorry you have to deal with this, Sutherland Springs.