• The magic of married conversation

    Posted by on December 4, 2017

    #1 (Finds wife’s magnifying mirror) “Holy crap, this mirror makes my nose look huge like an old drunk.”

    Wife: “Isn’t that what you’re trying to be?”

    “Well, I don’t want anyone to know about it.”

    #2 “I should have taken a leak before we left to come to the zoo.  Where in the hell is the bathroom?  You think I can go right here?”

    Wife: “Well, there’s trees, but probably not.”

    “I’ve seen what those rhinos do, it’s much worse than what I can do.”

    #3 “Looks like I’m going to make the fantasy football playoffs in a couple leagues.”

    Wife: (Not paying attention)

    “I could win some money.”

    Wife: “Oh that’s cool, how much?!”

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