No, not the lame favorite things from the Sound of Music song. Who likes wild geese with moon on their wings? Or at all? Geese stink. What doesn’t stink? This!
Yes, that’s me as Captain America (how I see myself in my liberty loving dreams). Tonight at Mikey’s Late Night Slice, 268 S. 4th St in Columbus at 7:30 I get to be involved in an insultfest known as a roast. Even more fun, all the roasters and roastees are in full character. Will their character get verbally beaten down or we will reach extra deep and go after their not so secret identities? Will I pass out from wearing a full costume or from excess alcohol like usual? What will be more numerous – World War II references or personal scars being ripped open as salt is poured in? There is only one way to find out – be at Mikey’s tonight!
(On a personal note, I may change my driver’s license picture to the above one. Can anyone superimpose that image onto my wedding photos? I have some research to do).