Then: “I can’t wait until Christmas! It feels like it will never get here!”
Now: “Holy hell, it’s Christmas Eve?! I need to buy 43 gifts by midnight!”
Then: “The winter break is only three weeks this year? Lame. I don’t want to go back to school.”
Now: “A three day weekend? Oh thank God!”
Then: “I hope I get the fun toys I want!”
Now: “I hope I get that nose hair/eyebrow trimmer I need.”
Then: “New clothes? BOOOOORING!”
Now: “New clothes? Good, I’m too fat for all my old stuff.”
Then: “Is Grandpa drunk already?”
Now: “Why am I not drunk already?”