We had a bunch of family in town this past weekend. It is amazing how the TV manages to find channels I didn’t know existed or rather, probably shouldn’t exist. Here’s some things I learned.
ABC Family shows family friendly movies, like Home Alone…and Dude, Where’s My Car? That movie isn’t to be viewed by adults under the influence of alcohol, let alone children. Also, one of their shows has a commercial where a girl takes her shirt off in front of a guy. Right after that, there was a Disney Fairy commercial. I think they may want to reshuffle their programming. Side note – Why do the cops or Children’s Services not get involved with the McAllister family? They’ve left their kid alone multiple times now.
If you were wondering where every 90’s female actress went, the answer is the Hallmark Channel.
My nephew’s favorite channel is the Weather Channel. He’s either going to be a meteorologist or he’s actually 73 years old.
Lastly, at any time on expanded cable, America’s Funniest Home Videos or an animal show is on. I think I need to film my dog 24 hours a day until my kid is born. If a kid or animal makes a dumb face, it’s worth $50,000. Or a nut shot, as long as a kid or animal bags a guy.